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haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

asktoothless:

dragonwriter315:

asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?

The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.

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teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

(Source: amlour, via perks-of-being-chinese)

radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

(Source: petalnoseremade99, via perks-of-being-chinese)

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

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yeahwriters:

risarodil:

rickylamoreaux:

airgillett720:

fred-george-weasley:

doncarlosi:

99pinkproblems:

risarodil:

<—-  Drag the picture! —>

OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKED!

That’s actually really fucking cool!

I WAS JUST WAITING TO SEE A POST SO COOL LIKE THIS
NOW I CAN DIE IN PEACE

*cries quietly because I’m on the tumblr app*

Person who made this— “You’re a wizard”

I’m.. I’m a what?

YOU’RE A WIZARD, RISA

yeahwriters:

risarodil:

rickylamoreaux:

airgillett720:

fred-george-weasley:

doncarlosi:

99pinkproblems:

risarodil:

<—-  Drag the picture! —>

OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKED!

That’s actually really fucking cool!

I WAS JUST WAITING TO SEE A POST SO COOL LIKE THIS

NOW I CAN DIE IN PEACE

*cries quietly because I’m on the tumblr app*

Person who made this— “You’re a wizard”

I’m.. I’m a what?

YOU’RE A WIZARD, RISA

(via demonslayersinthenight)

flatbear:

cumberbitch-in-a-tardis:

marin-fluently-sarcastic:

counterpunches:

Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

i just want to hug all of them

Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

(Source: gordonramsaygifs, via perks-of-being-chinese)

dutchster:

drunktrophywife:

nipsynips:

so I just opened my dryer for the first time since Hurricane Sandy hit

and this came out
image
okay

Hurricane sang was years ago that fish would’ve been decomposed by now. Try again!!!!!

you could say this post seems a little… fishy

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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Shadowhunters, looking better in black than the widows of our enemies since 1234